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the buurman phenomenon
"de buurman"/(the neighbor) is a phenomenon familiar for everyone.
It is very fascinating.
A buurman is known to everybody: either you have had a de buurman or youve been a de buurman.
but what exactly is a buurman?
Our team has discovered that buurmannen oftentimes have lots of things, behavioral patterns, in common. That makes it not coincidence. We believe it is a disorder, called "Buurman Disorder."
Our team is working hard to get the diagnostic criteria clear for vraag & aandagt 3
but here are some key elements of buurman behavior:
unemployed or at least seemingly unconcerned with employment
a schedule of a buurman is different than a regular person and can seem vampiric
a phase?
Field research is suggesting that for some people Buurmanness is a phase, for others a permanent disorder.
turns into a vacuum cleaner at night
new research suggests that the reason buurmannen tend to vacuum late at night is actually coming from an uncontrollable inner urge to have to turn into a vacuum cleaner which they get at night. if they dont do this, it will be very uncomfortable. It is similar to a werewolf but then with a vacuum cleaner.
average buurman be like